Anchovy Apocalypse

Prepare to get salty.

Say goodbye to your precious WASD!

Anchovy Apocalypse is an action-packed horde game with ever-shifting controls.

You call that a story?

ANCHOVIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! And Jimothy, a foolish child wielding an extremely dangerous potato cannon, is the only one who can stop them... apparently? And, as if the situation weren't already out of control enough, Jimothy somehow made it to the Anchovy Temple (which isn't underwater, because anchovies can fly, obviously), where the intense aura of salt permeating the air is slowly eroding his cognitive processes, so that he forgets how to move his body every so often and has to re-learn (he never forgets how to shoot potatoes, though, strangely... must've done it from a younger age than walking).

What buttons must I hit?

Jimothy aims at the nearest anchovy scum and fires his potato cannon automatically. Use WASD to move... at first. As you use a movement key, its charge drains, and when it runs out it gets replaced by a new random alphabet key. Good luck mastering these controls! ;)